New to this sort of thing.  Several people have suggested I start posting to a blog because they say I am clever.  Others will have to be the judge of that  I would say it is more of  that I am a opinionated a-hole who is not politcally correct and I really don't have much of a social filter. So lets start off by trolling Gwenyth Paltrow.  If I misspelled it, I could care less.  Here is a quote from her

NY Daily News, August 2005

"I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup."

 

Good to know the sacrifices a mother will make to ensure her child (named Apple....huh?) does not have to suffer with the peasants by partaking of a lowly Cup-a-Soup.  It is beneath her and her precious one.  What will this woman do in the coming Zombie Apocalypse when all her basic necessities are not available and all she has access to is Ramen?  I suppose they will both die.    Her child must not eat this tripe.  (Tripe is a word, look it up)

 

Here is another little gem from Miss Paltrow.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP4e9J2YSBU

 

Not only will she not allow little Apple to eat lowly food, apparently she doesn't care if they end up on the front end of a short bus.  Instead of driving a Vespa around, Gwyneth should probably be on that short bus.  She already has the helmet on.  On a side note, why do they have a robot reporting this story? 

 

Now on to another bit of fascinating bit of news

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/09/utah-man-blames-bathroom-emergency-for-high-speed-chase-through-logan-canyon/?intcmp=obnetwork

 

I am wondering how this gentleman was able to push the gas pedal and not destroy his shorts and front seat with bodily fluids much less concetrate on not ending up in the middle of a guard rail.  He drove by several "pit stops".  I can sympathize with this guy.  I have been in this situation.  I have a fear of public restrooms  Such a fear in fact that around 18 years ago I found it necessary to walk halfway up the Vegas Strip to my room whilst keeping my butt clenched so hard that I walked like Frankenstein.  True story.  Email me if you want full details.  I wonder if they used the pit manuever to stop this guy.   He plead guilty to impaired driving.  Makes sense, using every muscle in your body to not soil your shorts and maintain control of a speeding vehicle.  They don't include on whether he actually made it to the restroom.  Maybe he received a police escort to the nearest Exxon before they wrote him up.

 

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/15/the-graphic-halloween-display-so-horrifyingly-that-neighbors-called-911/

 I have to agree with the title here.  It is a horrifying display.  This guy acts surprised that the police were called after he creates a very realistic murder and or person being mashed by a garage door scene in his driveway.  "Why would a normal person call the police?", this guy wonders.  At first glance it does look like a crime scene.  But it was all in good fun that he his CHILDREN came up with.  How old are these kids and if they consider this normal behavior what the hell is going on in this house?  I give the guy props for his artistic and creative talents.  That does look like someone's head was popped like a balloon under his garage door and front tire of his truck.  If I read the story right, he did this with his kids.  Is he wanting to create a real life Dexter in his family?  What do they do on weekends?  Pop Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, or Friday the 13th in the Blu-ray (or DVD, he may not know what a Blu-ray is) and enjoy a bowl of popcorn while watching murder and mayhem?   Maybe they get on the web and look up grisly death scenes and take notes.  While I am not really offended by it knowing it isn't real, but this guy and his kids are messed up.  Again, I don't know the ages of these kids. So perhaps they're older teenagers, but he looks like he is in his late 20's. I personally would not let my 6 year old watch a movie with gory murder sprees and the required boob scene that is a standard for all horror movies.  As long as it is all in good fun I guess.


Have a nice day!